Why Nothing Fits

working title · Peter Van Dijck

This is an early draft, published a chapter at a time as it's written. Text will change.

Humans are born classifiers. Kids sort dinosaurs before they can tie their shoes. But the categories in our heads are fuzzy, fast, and full of exceptions — while the categories we build into libraries, censuses, websites, and databases are rigid, slow, and demand that everything fit. This book is about the collision between the two, told through stories: a Supreme Court case about whether a tomato is a fruit, an Indian librarian playing with a toy in a London department store, a census form that made the Native American population triple, and the strange moment when AI started categorizing the way people do — loosely.

Act I — The Instinct

How the mind sorts before anyone teaches it to — fast, fuzzy, and automatic.

Act II — The Systems

What happens when that instinct gets built into libraries, dictionaries, and shelves.

Act III — The Power

Categories with teeth: census forms, courtrooms, and who gets to hold the pen.

Act IV — The Frame

Machines start classifying the way minds do.

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